Thursday, May 7, 2009

I am back---No, really!!

Spread the Stupidity
Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I am sorry that I have been away for such a long time. Life has been a roller coaster around here lately and sometimes I feel like I have fallen off of it!! Our weather has been amazing....4 days of rain, snow this afternoon along with hail, wind, and now lot's of beautiful sunshine. And of course because of all the rain my lawn has grown way to much. It is much to wet to get out the lawn mower yet. I hate to have to spend half a day raking it after I have mowed but that looks like a possibility for the near future.

The puppy is keeping me busy as we are taking nice long walks at least twice a day together. I am not sure which of us enjoys that the most.

We have plans to visit the local Hot Springs on Mothers day and then visit a new restaurant for dinner. Now that sounds like a nice afternoon!

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