Saturday, November 10, 2007

Today is our first rainstorm in many months. So we are inside stretched out in front of the TV watching college football. A nice day.

So, as you can guess, today I am feeling very lazy and I am having a hard time finding something wonderful to blog about. So I have posted a note a friend emailed me and I thought it was rather cute. I hope it gives you a chuckle.

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "

The Catholic type supports the masses.The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!{

F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Have a great weekend!!!

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