I found this on the internet and thought it was rather cute. It made me laugh...I hope you do too!!!PREGNANCY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS:
Q:Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough!
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So, what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure, is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
4 comments:
lol, ^^".
btw., word verification is bad, :P.
Sheesh, most of this is the truth. LOL
mol,
what do you mean by *word verification is bad?*
Do you not like it?
FYI it is there to stop SPAM
Just imagine if we'd get answers to our questions like these, we'd think the poor person's got the cat by the tail! LOL!
Very true and funny!!
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