This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it.....
1975: Long hair
2006: Longing for hair
1975: KEG
2006: EKG
1975: Acid rock
2006: acid reflux
1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm.
1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor.
2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor.
1975: Seeds and stems
2006: Roughage
1975: Hoping for a BMW
2006: Hoping for a BM
1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2006: Receiving a new hip joint
1975: Rolling Stones
2006: Kidney stones
1975: Being called into the principal's office
2006: Calling the principal's office.
1975: Screw the system
2006: Upgrade the system
1975: Disco
2006: Costco
1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
1975: Passing the drivers test.
2006: Passing the vision test.
1975: Whatever
2006: Depends
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